Saturday 17 April 2010

Ye Hai Wo Gang........

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Dekhiye jara gaur se dekhiye ........
yahi hai wo gang jise college me baba gang ke naam se jaana jata tha............
kuch dino pehle jo anuj jain ki news aayi thi.......unki bhi jhalak isme hai..........
ye photo karti hai parda faaash is gang ke group ka........
dekhiye jara gaur se ki kon kon shamil tha is gang me........
dheere dheere kaise in logo ka network badhta jaa raha tha........
Aur in sab logo ka jo leader tha dekhiye.......Uska bhi naqab is photo ke jariye hat chuka hai.......
Dekhiye kaise wo in logo ko ikhata karke.....inka istmal karta tha.......kaise apne jaal me fasata tha........dekhiye.........

umeed hai is photo ke jariye kam se kam aap sab in logo se wakif to ho gaye........

Jara sambhal ke rehna.........

VERY FAST FORWARD

दोस्तों क्या आप जानते है इन महाशय जी को ........
जरा गौर से देखिये इन्हें ......
आज कुछ सूत्रों के द्वारा पता चला है की इन्होने बिना किसी को बताये शादी कर ली है.......
इतना ही नहीं......
इन्होने उन लोगो को भी शादी में नहीं बुलाया जो हर दिन हर रात इनके साथ रहते थे.....
क्या यही रह गयी है आज कल की दोस्ती...
दोस्त की शादी की खबर मोहल्ले वालो से मिल रही है.......
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सुनने में ये भी आया है की ये जनाब पापा भी बन गए है.........
अब इस बात में कितनी सच्चाई है ये तो यही बता सकते है........
अतः आप से निवेदन है की कृपया करके हम लोगो को सचाई बताओ की अखीर सच क्या है???????
कौन है ये बच्चा जो आपकी गोदी में खेल रहा है...........
जवाब दो.........

एक बार फिर पेश है एक PJ.............

TERE PYAR ME PAGAL HO GAYA PETER..............
(WAH WAH)
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TERE PYAR ME PAGAL HO GAYA PETER..............
(MAAR HI DALOGE)
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TERE PYAR ME PAGAL HO GAYA PETER.............


AB HERO HONDA SPLENDOR 80 KM PRATI LITRE......

mInD bLoWiNg............

Thursday 8 April 2010

FRIENDS.......4EVER !!!!

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ji haan dosto sirf dosti hi ek aiisa rishta hai jo zindagi me kabhi bhi or kisi bhi waqt kaam aata hai, so aap sabhi ka jyada time waste na karte huye main sidhe hi mudde ki baat pe aa jata hu.
agar aap ko bhi apne college ke kisi bhi ladke ya ladki se pyar ho gya hai to bindaas bol daalne ka kyonki baad me chidiya udd jayegi so its time 2 say hello to him or her through this post.

apne pyar ka izhaar karne ke liye bas issi post ke comments ka sahara lijiye or paiye apna sacha pyar, ghabrane ka nhi bindaas bol daalne ka......


by the way aap sabhi ko main apni gf aaj dikha hi deta hu,,,,,,,,,, but plz jalna mat....

ANUJ JAIN - OR HAVAS

DIL THAAM KE BAITHIYE MERE DOSTO KYOKI WAHI MASOOM CHEHRA OR BHOLI SURAT KE PICHHE CHHIPE HUYE HEVAN KA PARDAFAASH KARNE HAM JALD HI LOTENGE.....................WITH PROOF


STAY TUNED

kon baja raha hai or kiski baj rahi hai ????

DOSTO KYA AAP LOG BATA SAKTE HAIN KI INME SE KON BAJA RAHA HAI OR KISKI BAJ RAHI HAI ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Wednesday 7 April 2010

Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai ... preview

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Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai

Jaane Kahan Se Aayi HaiMen are from Mars and women are from Venus - quite literally in "Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai", releasing Friday. It teams up Riteish Deshmukh and Jacqueline Fernandez, with the Sri Lankan beauty playing a woman who descends on Earth from Venus in search of love.

The directorial debut of Milap Zaveri - who wrote rib-tickling comedies like "Masti" and "Heyy Babyy" - is a small- budget movie co-produced by Mukesh Talreja and Nikhil Advani.

"'Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai' is extremely youthful, but the subtlety element is prevalent right through its duration, " Riteish had earlier said.

Made on a budget of about Rs.10 crore (Rs.100 million), the fantasy romantic comedy is releasing worldwide with around 600 prints. It is being distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures India.

Also starring Ruslaan Mumtaz, Sonal Sehgal and Vishal Malhotra in principal roles, "Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai" boasts of a number of guest appearances - Farah Khan, Akshay Kumar, Sajid Khan, Amrita Rao, Deepika Padukone, Katrina Kaif, Priyanka Chopra, Anushka Sharma, Vidya Balan and Karan Johar.

This is Riteish's and Jacqueline's second film together after "Aladin".

The story of the movie revolves around Rajesh Parekh (Ritesh), a simple Gujrati boy who's been looking for love since he was a kid. Thoroughly unsuccessful in his endeavours, he nearly gives up till he meets Natasha (Sonal Sehgal), the girl of his dreams.

Just like Rajesh, Desh (Ruslaan Mumtaz), the youngest superstar in the country, is also looking for the girl of his dreams.

However, their worlds turn upside down when Tara (Jacqueline), an alien from Venus, lands here in search of true love. What follows is pure rib-tickling humour.

"There are some humorous as well as beautiful moments in the film when Jackie freezes time. One of the hilarious sequences is where she saves Riteish from an accident. Then, there is also a point where the two eventually realize their love for each other, " Zaveri had told.

While a major league of stars make special appearances in the movie, versatile actor Boman Irani will be seen in the trailer but not in the movie.

"It is for the first time in Bollywood that any actor is present in the trailer of a movie and is not present in the movie itself... They (the producers) needed a psychiatrist for the trailer of 'Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai' and I did it... otherwise there is no psychiatrist in the movie, " Boman told.

raajneeti preview

Raajneeti

RaajneetiRaajneeti is a story about Indian politics. About Indian democracy. About Indian elections. Above all, it is the story of a few people who control the destiny of millions.

It is the story of their unstoppable ambition, and their bitter and violent battle to achieve it. This is the story of people who understand power - and know how to wield it at will.

It is the story of Bhasker Sanyal (Naseeruddin Shah), the fire-brand leftist leader, as feared for his single-handed ability to challenge the most powerful of leaders as he was respected for his political integrity. Until one private mistake of his hurtled him into a self-imposed exile and spawned a secret consequence that shook the destiny of the political future of the state.

And of Sooraj (Ajay Devgan) who rose from the backward classes - with anger in his heart and leadership on his mind. And yet, his destiny could never overcome the tragedy of his birth, trapping him in a terrible dilemma where his loyalty to his friend threatens to destroy his own family.

Of Brij Gopal (Nana Patekar), who shunned every political ambition even as he continued to mentor and guide the younger generation of leaders while the battle got bloodier by the day.

It is the story of Prithvi Pratap (Arjun Rampal), heir to a powerful political legacy and impatient to seize the top position. A man with a heart of gold but who is all brawn. A man whose uncontrollable passions bring his family to the brink of political extinction.

And of Veerendra Pratap (Manoj Bajpai), whose lunge at the throne was thwarted even as he was within striking distance of it. A man who believes he was born to rule, and who will now stop at absolutely nothing to claw his way back to the top.

Of Indu Sakseria (Katrina Kaif), the princess – beautiful, passionate, arrogant. She had only one all-consuming love.

Little did she know that her personal happiness was dependent on the changing electoral fortunes of her love, and that even a slight shift in the faultlines of political negotiation would cause a devastating earthquake in her personal life.

And yet, this spirited never-say-die diva rose from the ashes of her tragedy to challenge every contender, over-turning the political future of the state.

Of Sarah Jean Collins (Sarah Thompson), who came from one of the bloodiest and most violent places on earth. Who escaped from there, bruised, hurt, and fell in love with a soul-mate who shared a similar legacy.

And her abhorrence for it. And yet, when he was sucked into his destiny, this innocent bewildered girl’s private world was thrown asunder.

And, it is the story of Samar Pratap (Ranbir Kapoor), the ultimate outsider. The apolitical conscientious objector, who got reluctantly sucked into the battle-ravaged arena of family rivalry.

Only to turn into a master of the craft of political warfare.

It is the story of the woman that he loved, and the one that loved and lost him. It is the story of his determined and fierce fight to protect his family.

Of the bloodiest of final battles in a war alien to his character. It is the story of a man’s descent into the moral hell that is Indian politics.

It is the story of a fiercely fought election campaign, where money-power and corruption are the accepted norms, and where treachery and manipulation are routinely used weapons.

As the personal drama of these conflictridden characters unfolds against this gritty backdrop, love and friendship become mere baits, and relationships get sacrificed at the altar of political alignments.

The darkness that rises from their souls threatens to envelope all that they hold precious. Until eventually, in the crescendo of increasing violence, the line between good and evil blurs, making it impossible to distinguish heroes from villains.

Raajneeti is the story of Indian democracy. And its ugly underside. It is about politics. And beyond.

girls

Thursday 18 March 2010

एक और सच ............

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Dosto aaj aapke saamne kuch khas jo shayad abhi tak kisi ko nahi pata............aane wala hai...??
Kya aap taiyar ho us sach ko janane ke liye.....????? Jo abhi tak ek jhoota sach hai..........
Agar aap taiyar ho to thik hai magar ek baat kaan khol ke sun lo ki Jo bhi sach aap dekhne ja rahe ho wo sach kisi aur tak naa pahuche..........

आज खुल रही है तीन चेहरों की असलियत । आज उठने वाला है उन लोगो के चेहरों पर से नकाब । इन तीन लोगो में से दो तो अब अपनी डिग्री लेकर घर में आराम कर रहे है बाकि बचा एक ...वो आराम करने की तयारी कर रहा है........

तो फिर जरा गौर से देखो इन लोगो की काली तस्वीर जो इनकी असलियत खुद बयां कर देगी......
आखिर क्या है इन लोगो का काम ......... क्यों रहते है ये लोग हमेशा चुप चाप ,, अलग अलग .........
इनकी असलियत देखने के लिए निचे दिए हुए लिंक को क्लिक करे......पर्दा अपने आप खुल जायेगा.......



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एन
सी कॉलेज ke छात्रों के मन में उबलता हुआ तूफ़ान उस दिन फूट ही पड़ा.... प्लेसमेंट क झूठे वायदों से परेशान होकर छात्रों को ये कदम उठाना पड़ा...
कॉलेज का प्रांगन एन सी कॉलेज हाय हाय के से गूँज रहा था..... मेजर एच ओ डी सब बेबस लाचार थे और छात्रों को मानाने क प्रयास में जुटे थे....सब चाह रहे थे क उनके प्रिये चेयर मेन जी उनके सामने आये और उनके सवालों का जवाब दें....

इतने में हमारे स्ट्रीकर अमित छाबरा निकल के आये और एच ओ डी सुक्बिर पर झल्ला दिए... एच ओ डी साहब ने कहा क अगर कुछ भी होगा तो उसके लिए अमित जी जिम्मेवार होंगे....एच ओ डी साहब के ये बोलते ही एक कांच तुडवा दिया गया..उनके चेहरे पर जीत की ख़ुशी लहरा गयी...इतने में कैम्पस के मकेनिकल के नामी गिरामी हवाबाज़ टीचर ने बच्चे का गला पकड़ लिया...जाने क्यूँ...??

उसी दिन एक छात्र पर पचास हज़ार का बोंड लगने वाला था...जब भीड़ मैनेजमेंट के बस से बहार हो गयी तो उन्होंने इन् लोगो का सहारा लिया और बोला के भीड़ छटवा दो और तुम्हारा बोंड माफ़......इतने में इन् लोगो ने ताबड़तोड़ आक्रमण किया और भीड़ गायब...वाह॥!!! क्या चाल चली...!!!

पर मेजर साहब और भीड़ सफाई कर्मचारी लडकियों के नारों का क्या जवाब देते...??? लडकियां वही खड़ी रही और नारे बाज़ी करती रही...

फिर चेयर मेन साहब के आने के बाद भीड़ शांत हो गयी...

Tuesday 16 March 2010

AN INTERESTING FACT

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You Know BILL GATES earn $250 every second. If he drops a $100 cheque on the floor, he need not even bother to pick it up because it will take at least FOUR seconds for him to pick it up. But in those FOUR seconds he can already earned the $1000 money.


Wednesday 3 March 2010

Deadliest PJ of 2010 !!!

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                                                            agar dava chahiye to dhund lo koi chemist...
                                                            agar dava chahiye to dhund lo koi chemist...
                                                            my name is khan n i m not a terrorist...!!!

Monday 1 March 2010

Happy Holi - INDIAN HOCKEY TEAM

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happy holi 2 everybody on d blog.....

now as we have gift of holi from indian hockey team so cheeeeeerssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who says Indian hockey is dead? If you were inside the Major Dhyan Chand National Stadium on Sunday night and heard the crowd roar as a band of fighting, swinging, diving, rocking Indians raced to victory over arch-rivals Pakistan, you would have vowed to return again.


And to learn to love the forgotten boys of Indian sport once again. It was a night of redemption for the Blue Shirts. India had been demolished 7-1 by Pakistan inside this very stadium in 1982 in the Asian Games final.

They never recovered from there, losing the fans' interest and slipping into oblivion. The 4-1 win in their opening match of the World Cup on Sunday washed away the bitterness of that humiliation. Yes, it was goosebumps night, a match to savour and cherish and one to take home with you, to stay with you forever.

The signs were all there in the evening. Fans were trooping in, draped in the Tricolour, restless to see magic on the turf. The crowd of 16,000 was mesmerized and went home more than satiated. Holi will certainly acquire a new flavour on Monday.

A lot of credit for this win goes to the Indian coaching team. It was a great tactical move to rest first goalkeeper Adrian D'Souza and play PR Sreejesh. The idea was to surprise Pakistan's main weapon Sohail Abbas, the drag flick king of the world.

क्या यही है SIX PACK ABS.......जवाब दो !!!

अब इसे क्या कहोगे.........
Om shanti om ka प्रभाव .......... Aaj kal ke baccho par..............
dekho jara gaur se dekho in janab ko...................

शायद यही है भविष्य के सुपरस्टार Shah Rukh Khan...........
लेकिन itni जल्दी ये फोटोस अपनी show क्यों kar रहे है.........????
क्या hai इसका मकसद .......... ये to समय hi बताएगा।
Sun ne me aaya hai ki ye bhai sahab each month apna blood bhi donate karte hai........
Akhir kya chahte hai ye naujawan........

क्यों अपनी जिन्दगी के साथ खेल रहे है ये......क्या कारण है इसके पीछे ........
क्या आप इनको खतरों का खिलाडी कहेंगे......
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जवाब दो ...
 
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